Kõlavaimad tsitaadid kulturismimaailmas.

[Arnold 76]

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...ja spordis üldse.

Järgnevalt kogumik väga huvitavaid ütlemisi erinevate inimeste poolt, nii kulturismi, kui ka spordi kohta üldse. Mõned on päris head ja huvitavad. Kui te neid loete, siis mõelge ka nende peale. Andkem ka andeks, kui mõni sõnastus pisut kohmakas, selliseid tsitaate, nende mõtet on keeleliselt väga raske edasi anda. Meeldivat lugemist:

?Ma ei tee seda tervise pärast, vaid selleks, et saada suuri lihaseid.? Markus Ruhl.

?Minu treeningfilosoofia on selline...treenin nii kõvasti, kui võimalik, sest teised võistlejad treenivad samuti?

Tõel on lastud vale nurga all paista:

“Kulturism…kunst, maksimaalsete tulemuste saavutamine minimaalsete vaevaga.” V. I. Dubinin Venemaa kulturismi ja fitnessiliidu president. Mõte selles, et pole vahet milliseid vahendeid kasutades te ennast suureks ja lihaseliseks treenite.)

Tsitaat kõlab õigesti nii:

"Kulturism - kunst: maksimaalsete tulemuste saavutamine, minimaalsete raskustega" V.I.Dubinin

Minimaalsed raskused ei tähenda minimaalset vaeva - kas pole ?

Nüüd on juba tõlgendamise küsimus, kuidas keegi seda tarkust mõistab

[Janar Rückenberg 172]

"Kulturism - kunst: maksimaalsete tulemuste saavutamine, minimaalsete raskustega" V.I.Dubinin

Siis, mõistsin tsitaati tõepoolest mina valesti, kuid kui võtta arvesse Venemaa kulturismi tausta ja et tsitaadi autoriks on Venemaa Kulturismi ja fitnessi liidu president, siis ei anna kahjuks "minimaalseid raskusi või minimaalset vaeva" kuidagi teisiti tõlgendada. Arvestades konteksti saan mina tõmmata küll selles lauses minimaalse vaeva ja minimaalse raskuse vahele võrdusmärgi. Tsitaadis ei räägita ju ometi otseselt kangiga tõstetavatest raskustest, või räägitakse??? Kui räägitakse, siis tuleks see tsitaat artiklist maha võtta, sest see oleks ju LAUSLOLLUS, mis on välja öeldud.

Iga teise tõlgenduse korral (kui aineid ja otseselt treeningraskusi silmas ei peeta, vaid mõeldakse "vaeva" üldises tähenduses) oleks mehel mõnes mõttes isegi õigus, iseasi, miks peaks keegi just arvet pidama ja mis tähtsust see üldse omab, et kui väikese vaevaga ma ennast ikka täiuslikuks olen suutnud treenida!!!

Vot nii on lood!!!

[Arnold 76]

Mõned olulisemad ka Fitness.ee märkidel:

[Rebane 102]

Ma panen kulturismivälist klassikat.

Se on ihan fifty-sixty miten käy.

Rakkaus on kuin lankakerä - se alkaa ja loppuu.

Huominen on aina tulevaisuutta.

Niinhän se on, meillä ostetaan perunoita keväällä ja muualla syksyllä!

Kysymys kuulostaa kysymykseltä.

[matjusm 24]

Minu lemmik:

Squat because somewhere out there a girl is warming up with your max!

Eestikeelne vastand oleks midagi sellist: Küki sest kusagil maailmas leidub tüdruk kes teeb sinu max'iga soojendusseeriaid.

[ants16 0]

cheat on your girlfriends not on your workouts

[Arnold 76]

Kulturism: Frontis nulla fides

[Aile 1]

Sila jest, uma nje nado.

...või siis minu lemmik eneseiroonia on:"Kehakultuurlane on see, kellel keha on ja kultuuri ei ole. "

[H2TheO-Z 0]

Ronni Coleman: "Ain't nuthin' than a peanut!"

[Milehigh 2]

„Ma ei usu kulturistidesse, kes kasutavad steroide. Kui ühel mehel pole veres nii palju naturaalset testosterooni, et ta ilma aineteta võiks ehitada võimsa ja lihaselise keha, siis ta võikski tegeleda pigem pingpongiga.“ Steve Reeves.

Hästi öeldud , mõni naturaalne mees kordi parem kui end vesiseks neelanud või torkinud wannabe

[uskumatu 0]

"i have never used steroids"

See on üks levinuim tsitaat. Ega tsitaadid ei peagi alati tõele vastama või reaalselt teostatavad olema.

[haubits 14]

Mulle meeldib saalis jaurata "work out or get out"

[builder 1]

I'll be back

arvata on see mees ikka vahepeal öelnud kui saalist lahkus, peale trenni. Ja see tsitaat vähemalt jääb minu körvuis kölama eluks ajaks, isegi tükk aega peale selle mehe surma.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTx9WMsxLLM

Muudetud Mai 28, 2010 kasutaja builder poolt

[builder 1]

Muudetud Mai 28, 2010 kasutaja builder poolt

[PT London 0]

Kaks lemmikut on jargmised... Pain is just weakness leaving the body(et siis karmist ja kurnavast trennist jutt) ja teine-lihtne, otsekohene ja motiveeriv...Mass!!!(mida ytlen ja öeldakse trennis ja kui suur kuhi toitu ees ootab)

[Arnold 76]

Kui inimesel ei ole püsivust

ta ei kõlba kulturistiks tsempioniks

Ei ole kestev tema vägi

tema osaks ikka häbi

Konfutsius

[Aile 1]

Kui inimesel ei ole püsivust

ta ei kõlba kulturistiks tsempioniks

Ei ole kestev tema vägi

tema osaks ikka häbi

Konfutsius

Jee...jee...

Kui sellele umb 500 a. e.m.a. elanud vanakesele kasvõi põgusalt tutvustada kulturismi põhimõtteid, siis mina kahtlen, kas üleüldse enam suud lahti teeks...

Paljalt mõte, et keegi kuskil keskendub küünarvarre painutamisele vaimsete väärtuste omandamise asemel.

Muudetud Mai 30, 2010 kasutaja Aile poolt

[Kask 2]

Terve posu Arnoldi öeldud asju, kindlasti on siin ka väga tuntuid ütlemisi :

"Having chicks around is the kind of thing that breaks up the intense training. It gives you relief, and then afterward you go back to the serious stuff."

"Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm cuming all day."

"I was always dreaming about very powerful people - dictators and things like that. I was just always impressed by people who could be remembered for hundreds of years, or even, like Jesus, be for thousands of years remembered."

"The best activities for your health are pumping and humping."

"I'll be back."

"Hasta la vista, baby!"

"Bodybuilding is much like any other sport. To be successful, you must dedicate yourself 100% to your training, diet and mental approach."

"Everything I have, my career, my success, my family, I owe to America."

"I can promise you that when I go to Sacramento, I will pump up Sacramento."

"I didn't leave bodybuilding until I felt that I had gone as far as I could go. It will be the same with my film career. When I feel the time is right, I will then consider public service. I feel that the highest honor comes from serving people and your country."

"I just use my muscles as a conversation piece, like someone walking a cheetah down 42nd Street."

"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer."

"Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength."

"The last three or four reps is what makes the muscle grow. This area of pain divides the champion from someone else who is not a champion. That's what most people lack, having the guts to go on and just say they'll go through the pain no matter what happens."

"The resistance that you fight physically in the gym and the resistance that you fight in life can only build a strong character."

"The success I have achieved in bodybuilding, motion pictures, and business would not have been possible without the generosity of the American people and the freedom here to pursue your dreams."

"The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that."

"There is no place, no country, more compassionate more generous more accepting and more welcoming than the United States of America."

"To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say, don't be economic girlie men!"

"Training gives us an outlet for suppressed energies created by stress and thus tones the spirit just as exercise conditions the body."

"You know, nothing is more important than education, because nowhere are our stakes higher; our future depends on the quality of education of our children today."

"When I was ten years old I got this thing that I wanted to be the best in something, so I started swimming. I won championships, but I felt I couldn't be the best. I tried skiing, but there I felt I didn't have potential. I played soccer, but I didn't like that to well because there I didn't get the credit alone if I did something special. I just avoided team sports from then on.

Then I started lifting through the other sports and I enjoyed it the most. I won the Austrian championship in 1964 but found out I was too tall. So I quit that and went into bodybuilding. Two years later I found out that that's it-that's what I can be the best in."

"The only way to be a champion is by going through these forced reps and the torture and pain. That's why I call it the torture routine. Because it's like forced torture; Torturing my body. What helps me is to think of this pain as pleasure.

Pain makes me grow. Growing is what I want. Therefore, for me pain is pleasure. And so when I am experiencing pain I'm in heaven. It's great. People suggest this is masochistic. But they're wrong. I like pain for a particular reason. I don't like needles stuck in my arm. But I do like the pain that is necessary to be a champion."

"A beginner does eight repetitions of a certain exercise with his maximum weight on the barbell. As soon as it hurts, he thinks about stopping. I work beyond this point, which means I tell my mind that as soon as it starts aching it is growing. Growing is something unusual for the body when you are over eighteen.

The body isn't used to ten, eleven, or twelve reps with a maximum weight. Then I do ten or fifteen sets of this in a row. No human body was ever prepared for this and suddenly it is making itself grow to handle this new challenge, growing through this pain area.

Experiencing this pain in my muscles and aching and going on is my challenge. The last three or four reps is what makes the muscles grow. This area of pain divides a champion from someone who is not a champion. That's what most people lack, having the guts to go on and just say they'll go through the pain no matter what happens.

I have no fear of fainting. I do squats until I fall over and pass out. So what? It's not going to kill me. I wake up five minutes later and I'm OK. A lot of other athletes are afraid of this. So they don't pass out. They don't go on."

"If you want to be a champion you can't have any kind of outside negative coming in to affect you. So I trained myself for that. To be totally cold and not have things going through my mind. And it was a sad story when my father died. Because my mother called me on the phone and she said, "You know, your dad died." And this was exactly two months before a contest. "Are you coming home for the funeral?" She said.

I said: "No. It's too late. He's dead and nothing can be done. I'm sorry I can't come." And I didn't explain the reasons why, because how do you explain to a mother whose husband died, you just can't be bothered now because of a contest?"

"I can hide my feelings under my muscles. Definitely. I can hide them as long as necessary. And when I feel they can come out, I let them out. I think this is fantastic. It's great to have control over my mind. Other people get mixed up. They can't control themselves. They can't go to work for a week or they can't talk on the phone because they're crying.

I can switch myself back and forth. When I'm training for a competition, I can be what some people call inhuman, but really I think it's more like being superhuman. Then after the competition, I can switch off again be human and very emotional and so on."

"Not many people understand what a pump is. It must be experienced to be understood. It is the greatest feeling that I get. I search for this pump because it means that that my muscles will grow when I get it. I get a pump when the blood is running into my muscles. They become really tight with blood. Like the skin is going to explode any minute. It's like someone putting air in my muscles. It blows up. It feels fantastic."

"Body building should be fun because you get a feeling of satisfaction which is very hard to explain. A body builder knows when he pumps up his muscles it means growth. The muscles grow. So therefore he knows when he pumps up well, that is progress. And that satisfies him because he feels the progress in his body. Therefore the pump feels good.

It's actually the best feeling a body builder can have. It's a difficult thing to explain. Like sometimes we joke around and we get a good pump and we say you have to admit that a good pump is better than coming. Somebody off the street wouldn't understand that, but sometimes a pump is the best feeling you can have."

"My definition of a sport is that it's a physical activity that involves competition. Since bodybuilders train and then compete, we are certainly a sport. The unique thing about bodybuilding is that when I compete, it is just me on a stage alone. There is no field, no bat, no ball, no skis, no skates.

All other athletes have to use equipment, like a football. As soon as the football if thrown, where does the eye go? To the football. But I don't use anything in competition except myself. It's just me up there. Me alone. No coach. No nothing."

"I think the public thinks I am narcissistic because I look in the mirror. What they don't understand is that is the only way I can check my progress. How do I know that my muscles grow the way that I want? By flexing them and checking them in the mirror, by measuring them with a tape or possibly by stepping on a scale.

The mirror is by far the best because I can see each muscle's definition. That is very subtle. Sometimes even another bodybuilder cannot see what I can. A swimmer uses a stopwatch like a mirror. A jumper's tape is his mirror. But the public is weirdly afraid of themselves. They are guilty about the mirror. They think by looking in it there's something wrong. How many mirrors are there in America?"

"You don't really see a muscle as a part of you, in a way. You see it as a thing. You look at it as a thing and you say well this thing has to be built a little longer, the bicep has to be longer; or the tricep has to be thicker here in the elbow area. And you look at it and it doesn't even seem to belong to you. Like a sculpture. Then after looking at it a sculptor goes in with his thing and works a little bit, and you do maybe then some extra forced reps to get this lower part out. You form it. Just like a sculpture."

"What I'm doing is the thing I want to do. I don't care what other people think. If the rest of disagrees and says I shouldn't waste my time, I still will be a bodybuilder. I love it. I love the feeling in my muscles, I love the competition, and I love the things it gives me. I have never really had to work in my whole life. I've never had an eight to six job. I've always made good money. I've traveled all over the world competing and giving exhibitions.

I've made a profession out of a pastime, which perhaps only five percent of the population can do. The other ninety-five percent are frustrated office workers, working for someone else. I'm totally independent. So, I... feel... if I would live again or if I would be born again, I would do exactly the same thing."

"The better you get, the less you run around showing off as a muscle guy. You know, you wear regular shirts, loose shirts-not always trying to show what you have. You talk less about it.

It's like you have a little BMW-you want to race the hell out of this car, because you know it's going 110. But if you see a guy in a Ferrari or Lamborghini, they slide around at 60 on the freeway because they know if they press on that accelerator they are going to go 170. These things are the same in every field."

[Arnold 76]

Treeni

nagu sa ei oleks kuhugi jõudnud

nagu kardaksid kaotada lihased ja vormi

KF - parafraas

[Arnold 76]

"Kulturismi tšempionid otsivad üle kõige ühte asja; igavest kuulsust"

"Üks kulturist on väärt rohekm kui kümmetuhat, kui ta on Mr.Olümpia"

Herakleitos (kohandatud)

[Hr.Vals 0]

Midagi talvest

"Trondheimi MK-etapil oli näha, et need, kes spurdiga kaasa minna ei suutnud, vaatasid autasustamist publiku seast"

M.Alaver November 2009

[Angel K 2]

"I don't care about being big and strong, I just want to look good naked."

"Hard work beats talent when talent isn't working hard"

[PT London 0]

Midagi talvest

"Trondheimi MK-etapil oli näha, et need, kes spurdiga kaasa minna ei suutnud, vaatasid autasustamist publiku seast"

M.Alaver November 2009

Kõige kolavaim kulturismimaailmast, ever