Some words of wisdom

[Aile 1]

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Oli) – bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

[Guest Capo]

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Oli) – bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

haha väga hea

[Aile 1]

haha väga hea

V2ga kena, et ma ei ole ainuke siin v2heke veidra huumorisoonega

[Sir 0]

eino mis see huumorisoon siia puutub, ma juba ammu enam ei joo vett, aint õlu, veini ja viina kõrvale

[kurrra 0]

What else can i say

[Mart Muru 17]

nojah

[PumaZ 0]

Tuleb oma torustik ühendada Saku õlletehasega

[matti 8]

Veini puhtus pole viina puhtuse kõrval midagi Jooge parem seda

Minu jaoks kuulub aga sedasorti huumor selgelt peldikuhuumori alla

[musmusmus 0]

Veini puhtus pole viina puhtuse kõrval midagi Jooge parem seda

Minu jaoks kuulub aga sedasorti huumor selgelt peldikuhuumori alla

Rohkem tualetihuumori moodi jap

[Aile 1]

Rohkem tualetihuumori moodi jap

Kama kaks, kus seda huumorit tehakse... Peaasi, et ikka tehakse. Ka selles loos on oma peidetud iva sees.

[ROtter 198]

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

Jusht, ärge jooge vett, sinna on kalad pissinud.

[Archangel 482]

"Babies drink milk, real men drink beer" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

[jrx 142]

elu on lill... õitseb keset sitta;)

väike immunsüsteemi tugevdamine selle e.coli näol:)

[Aile 1]

elu on lill... õitseb keset sitta;)

väike immunsüsteemi tugevdamine selle e.coli näol:)

Seda v6ib arendada ka nii, et sitt on k6ige alus. Yks kindel lyli toiduahelas. Sitast oled sa v6etud ja sitaks pead sa saama

Mis mulle yllitises nalja tegi? See oli hea n2ide utreeritud kujul, kuidas klopsitakse kokku artikleid, uurimust8id jne.

Peaaegu k6ike on v6imalik t6estada ja kusjuures hoolimata yllitise absurdsusest oli ka siin ysna khm...t6siseid reaktsioone.

[Goleteral 0]

Seda v6ib arendada ka nii, et sitt on k6ige alus. Yks kindel lyli toiduahelas. Sitast oled sa v6etud ja sitaks pead sa saama

Mis mulle yllitises nalja tegi? See oli hea n2ide utreeritud kujul, kuidas klopsitakse kokku artikleid, uurimust8id jne.

Peaaegu k6ike on v6imalik t6estada ja kusjuures hoolimata yllitise absurdsusest oli ka siin ysna khm...t6siseid reaktsioone.

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